THE HOUSE
on the hill showed lights
only upon the first floor-in the spacious reception hall, the
dining room, and those more or less mysterious purlieus thereof
from which emanate disagreeable odors and agreeable foods.
From behind a low bush across the wide lawn a pair of eyes
transferred to an alert brain these simple perceptions from which
the brain deduced with Sherlockian accuracy and Raffleian purpose
that the family of the president of The First National Bank of-Oh,
let's call it Oakdale-was at dinner, that the servants were below
stairs and the second floor deserted.
The owner of the eyes had but recently descended from the
quarters of the chauffeur above the garage which he had entered as
a thief in the night and quitted apparelled in a perfectly good
suit of clothes belonging to the gentlemanly chauffeur and a soft,
checked cap which was now pulled well down over a pair of large
brown eyes in which a rather strained expression might have
suggested to an alienist a certain neophytism which even the stern
set of well shaped lips could not effectually belie.
Apparently this was a youth steeling himself against a natural
repugnance to the dangerous profession he had espoused; and when, a
moment later, he stepped out into the moonlight and crossed the
lawn toward the house, the slender, graceful lines which the
ill-fitting clothes could not entirely conceal carried the
conviction of youth if not of innocence.
The brazen assurance with which the lad crossed the lawn and
mounted the steps to the verandah suggested a familiarity with the
habits and customs of the inmates of the house upon the hill which
bespoke long and careful study of the contemplated job. An old
timer could not have moved with greater confidence. No detail
seemed to have escaped his cunning calculation. Though the door
leading from the verandah into the reception hall swung wide to the
balmy airs of late Spring the prowler passed this blatant
invitation to the hospitality of the House of Prim. It was as
though he knew that from his place at the head of the table, with
his back toward the great fire place which is the pride of the Prim
dining hall, Jonas Prim commands a view of the major portion of the
reception hall.
Stooping low the youth passed along the verandah to a window of
the darkened library-a French window which swung open without noise
to his light touch. Stepping within he crossed the room to a door
which opened at the foot of a narrow stairway-a convenient little
stairway which had often let the Hon. Jonas Prim to pass from his
library to his second floor bed-room unnoticed when Mrs. Prim
chanced to be entertaining the feminine elite of Oakdale across the
hall. A convenient little stairway for retiring husbands and
diffident burglars-yes, indeed!
The darkness of the upper hallway offered no obstacle to this
familiar housebreaker. He passed the tempting luxury of Mrs. Prim's
boudoir, the chaste elegance of Jonas Prim's bed-room with all the
possibilities of forgotten wallets and negotiable papers, setting
his course straight for the apartments of Abigail Prim, the
spinster daughter of the First National Bank of Oakdale. Or should
we utilize a more charitable and at the same time more truthful
word than spinster? I think we should, since Abigail was but
nineteen and quite human, despite her name.
Upon the dressing table of Abigail reposed much silver and gold
and ivory, wrought by clever artisans into articles of great beauty
and some utility; but with scarce a glance the burglar passed them
by, directing his course straight across the room to a small wall
safe cleverly hidden by a bit of tapestry.
How, Oh how, this suggestive familiarity with the innermost
secrets of a virgin's sacred apartments upon the part of one so
obviously of the male persuasion and, by his all too apparent
calling, a denizen of that underworld of which no Abigail should
have intimate knowledge? Yet, truly and with scarce a faint
indication of groping, though the room was dark, the marauder
walked directly to the hidden safe, swung back the tapestry in its
frame, turned the knob of the combination and in a moment opened
the circular door of the strong box.
A fat roll of bills and a handful of jewelry he transferred to
the pockets of his coat. Some papers which his hand brushed within
the safe he pushed aside as though preadvised of their inutility to
one of his calling. Then he closed the safe door, closed the
tapestry upon it and turned toward a dainty dressing table. From a
drawer in this exquisite bit of Sheraton the burglar took a small,
nickel plated automatic, which he slipped into an inside breast
pocket of his coat, nor did he touch another article therein or
thereon, nor hesitate an instant in the selection of the drawer to
be rifled. His knowledge of the apartment of the daughter of the
house of Prim was little short of uncanny. Doubtless the fellow was
some plumber's apprentice who had made good use of an opportunity
to study the lay of the land against a contemplated invasion of
these holy precincts.
But even the most expert of second story men nod and now that
all seemed as though running on greased rails a careless elbow
raked a silver candle-stick from the dressing table to the floor
where it crashed with a resounding din that sent cold shivers up
the youth's spine and conjured in his mind a sudden onslaught of
investigators from the floor below.
The noise of the falling candlestick sounded to the taut nerved
house-breaker as might the explosion of a stick of dynamite during
prayer in a meeting house. That all Oakdale had heard it seemed
quite possible, while that those below stairs were already turning
questioning ears, and probably inquisitive footsteps, upward was
almost a foregone conclusion.
Adjoining Miss Prim's boudoir was her bath and before the door
leading from the one to the other was a cretonne covered screen
behind which the burglar now concealed himself the while he
listened in rigid apprehension for the approach of the enemy; but
the only sound that came to him from the floor below was the deep
laugh of Jonas Prim. A profound sigh of relief escaped the
beardless lips; for that laugh assured the youth that, after all,
the noise of the fallen candlestick had not alarmed the
household.
With knees that still trembled a bit he crossed the room and
passed out into the hallway, descended the stairs, and stood again
in the library. Here he paused a moment listening to the voices
which came from the dining room. Mrs. Prim was speaking. "I feel
quite relieved about Abigail," she was saying. "I believe that at
last she sees the wisdom and the advantages of an alliance with Mr.
Benham, and it was almost with enthusiasm that she left this
morning to visit his sister. I am positive that a week or two of
companionship with him will impress upon her the fine qualities of
his nature. We are to be congratulated, Jonas, upon settling our
daughter so advantageously both in the matter of family and
wealth."
Jonas Prim grunted. "Sam Benham is old enough to be the girl's
father," he growled. "If she wants him, all right; but I can't
imagine Abbie wanting a bald-headed husband with rheumatism. I wish
you'd let her alone, Pudgy, to find her own mate in her own
way-someone nearer her own age."
"The child is not old enough to judge wisely for herself,"
replied Mrs. Prim. "It was my duty to arrange a proper alliance;
and, Jonas, I will thank you not to call me Pudgy-it is perfectly
ridiculous for a woman of my age-and position."
The burglar did not hear Mr. Prim's reply for he had moved
across the library and passed out onto the verandah. Once again he
crossed the lawn, taking advantage of the several trees and shrubs
which dotted it, scaled the low stone wall at the side and was in
the concealing shadows of the unlighted side street which bounds
the Prim estate upon the south. The streets of Oakdale are flanked
by imposing battalions of elm and maple which over-arch and meet
above the thoroughfares; and now, following an early Spring, their
foliage eclipsed the infrequent arclights to the eminent
satisfaction of those nocturnal wayfarers who prefer neither
publicity nor the spot light. Of such there are few within the well
ordered precincts of lawabiding Oakdale; but to-night there was at
least one and this one was deeply grateful for the gloomy walks
along which he hurried toward the limits of the city.
At last he found himself upon a country road with the odors of
Spring in his nostrils and the world before him. The night noises
of the open country fell strangely upon his ears accentuating
rather than relieving the myriad noted silence of Nature. Familiar
sounds became unreal and weird, the deep bass of innumerable bull
frogs took on an uncanny humanness which sent a half shudder
through the slender frame. The burglar felt a sad loneliness
creeping over him. He tried whistling in an effort to shake off the
depressing effects of this seeming solitude through which he moved;
but there remained with him still the hallucination that he moved
alone through a strange, new world peopled by invisible and
unfamiliar forms-menacing shapes which lurked in waiting behind
each tree and shrub.
He ceased his whistling and went warily upon the balls of his
feet, lest he unnecessarily call attention to his presence. If the
truth were to be told it would chronicle the fact that a very
nervous and frightened burglar sneaked along the quiet and peaceful
country road outside of Oakdale. A lonesome burglar, this, who so
craved the companionship of man that he would almost have welcomed
joyously the detaining hand of the law had it fallen upon him in
the guise of a flesh and blood police officer from Oakdale.
In leaving the city the youth had given little thought to the
practicalities of the open road. He had thought, rather vaguely, of
sleeping in a bed of new clover in some hospitable fence corner;
but the fence corners looked very dark and the wide expanse of
fields beyond suggested a mysterious country which might be peopled
by almost anything but human beings.
At a farm house the youth hesitated and was almost upon the
verge of entering and asking for a night's lodging when a savage
voiced dog shattered the peace of the universe and sent the burglar
along the road at a rapid run.
A half mile further on a straw stack loomed large within a
fenced enclosure. The youth wormed his way between the barbed wires
determined at last to let nothing prevent him from making a cozy
bed in the deep straw beside the stack. With courage radiating from
every pore he strode toward the stack. His walk was almost a
swagger, for thus does youth dissemble the bravery it yearns for
but does not possess. He almost whistled again; but not quite,
since it seemed an unnecessary provocation to disaster to call
particular attention to himself at this time. An instant later he
was extremely glad that he had refrained, for as he approached the
stack a huge bulk slowly loomed from behind it; and silhouetted
against the moonlit sky he saw the vast proportions of a great,
shaggy bull. The burglar tore the inside of one trousers' leg and
the back of his coat in his haste to pass through the barbed wire
fence onto the open road. There he paused to mop the perspiration
from his forehead, though the night was now far from warm.
For another mile the now tired and discouraged house-breaker
plodded, heavy footed, the unending road. Did vain compunction stir
his youthful breast? Did he regret the safe respectability of the
plumber's apprentice? Or, if he had not been a plumber's apprentice
did he yearn to once again assume the unharried peace of whatever
legitimate calling had been his before he bent his steps upon the
broad boulevard of sin? We think he did.
And then he saw through the chinks and apertures in the half
ruined wall of what had once been a hay barn the rosy flare of a
genial light which appeared to announce in all but human terms that
man, red blooded and hospitable, forgathered within. No growling
dogs, no bulking bulls contested the short stretch of weed grown
ground between the road and the disintegrating structure; and
presently two wide, brown eyes were peering through a crack in the
wall of the abandoned building. What they saw was a small fire
built upon the earth floor in the center of the building and around
the warming blaze the figures of six men. Some reclined at length
upon old straw; others squatted, Turk fashion. All were smoking
either disreputable pipes or rolled cigarets. Blear-eyed and
foxy-eyed, bearded and stubbled cheeked, young and old, were the
men the youth looked upon. All were more or less dishevelled and
filthy; but they were human. They were not dogs, or bulls, or
croaking frogs. The boy's heart went out to them. Something that
was almost a sob rose in his throat, and then he turned the corner
of the building and stood in the doorway, the light from the fire
playing upon his lithe young figure clothed in its torn and
illfitting suit and upon his oval face and his laughing brown eyes.
For several seconds he stood there looking at the men around the
fire. None of them had noticed him.
"Tramps!" thought the youth. "Regular tramps." He wondered that
they had not seen him, and then, clearing his throat, he said:
"Hello, tramps!"
Six heads snapped up or around. Six pairs of eyes, blear or
foxy, were riveted upon the boyish figure of the housebreaker.
"Wotinel!" ejaculated a frowzy gentleman in a frock coat and golf
cap. "Wheredju blow from?" inquired another. "'Hello, tramps'!"
mimicked a third.
The youth came slowly toward the fire. "I saw your fire," he
said, "and I thought I'd stop. I'm a tramp, too, you know."
"Oh," sighed the elderly person in the frock coat. "He's a
tramp, he is. An' does he think gents like us has any time for
tramps? An' where might he be trampin', sonny, without his
maw?"
The youth flushed. "Oh say!" he cried; "you needn't kid me just
because I'm new at it. You all had to start sometime. I've always
longed for the free life of a tramp; and if you'll let me go along
with you for a little while, and teach me, I'll not bother you; and
I'll do whatever you say."
The elderly person frowned. "Beat it, kid!" he commanded. "We
ain't runnin' no day nursery. These you see here is all the real
thing. Maybe we asks fer a handout now and then; but that ain't our
reg'lar lay. You ain't swift enough to travel with this bunch, kid,
so you'd better duck. Why we gents, here, if we was added up is
wanted in about twenty-seven cities fer about everything from
rollin' a souse to crackin' a box and croakin' a bull. You gotta do
something before you can train wid gents like us, see?" The speaker
projected a stubbled jaw, scowled horridly and swept a flattened
palm downward and backward at a right angle to a hairy arm in
eloquent gesture of finality.
The boy had stood with his straight, black eyebrows puckered
into a studious frown, drinking in every word. Now he straightened
up. "I guess I made a mistake," he said, apologetically. "You ain't
tramps at all. You're thieves and murderers and things like that."
His eyes opened a bit wider and his voice sank to a whisper as the
words passed his lips. "But you haven't so much on me, at that," he
went on, "for I'm a regular burglar, too," and from the bulging
pockets of his coat he drew two handfuls of greenbacks and jewelry.
The eyes of the six registered astonishment, mixed with craft and
greed. "I just robbed a house in Oakdale," explained the boy. "I
usually rob one every night."
For a moment his auditors were too surprised to voice a single
emotion; but presently one murmured, soulfully: "Pipe de swag!" He
of the frock coat, golf cap, and years waved a conciliatory hand.
He tried to look at the boy's face; but for the life of him he
couldn't raise his eyes above the dazzling wealth clutched in the
fingers of those two small, slim hands. From one dangled a pearl
necklace which alone might have ransomed, if not a king, at least a
lesser member of a royal family, while diamonds, rubies, sapphires,
and emeralds scintillated in the flaring light of the fire. Nor was
the fistful of currency in the other hand to be sneezed at. There
were greenbacks, it is true; but there were also yellowbacks with
the reddish gold of large denominations. The Sky Pilot sighed a
sigh that was more than half gasp.
"Can't yuh take a kid?" he inquired. "I knew youse all along.
Yuh can't fool an old bird like The Sky Pilot-eh, boys?" and he
turned to his comrades for confirmation.
"He's The Oskaloosa Kid," exclaimed one of the company. "I'd
know 'im anywheres."
"Pull up and set down," invited another.
The boy stuffed his loot back into his pockets and came closer
to the fire. Its warmth felt most comfortable, for the Spring night
was growing chill. He looked about him at the motley company, some
half-spruce in clothing that suggested a Kuppenmarx label and a not
too far association with a tailor's goose, others in rags, all but
one unshaven and all more or less dirty-for the open road is close
to Nature, which is principally dirt.
"Shake hands with Dopey Charlie," said The Sky Pilot, whose age
and corpulency appeared to stamp him with the hall mark of
authority. The youth did as he was bid, smiling into the sullen,
chalk-white face and taking the clammy hand extended toward him.
Was it a shudder that passed through the lithe, young figure or was
it merely a subconscious recognition of the final passing of the
bodily cold before the glowing warmth of the blaze? "And Soup
Face," continued The Sky Pilot. A battered wreck half rose and
extended a pudgy hand. Red whiskers, matted in little tangled wisps
which suggested the dried ingredients of an infinite procession of
semi-liquid refreshments, rioted promiscuously over a scarlet
countenance.
"Pleased to meetcha," sprayed Soup Face. It was a strained smile
which twisted the rather too perfect mouth of The Oskaloosa Kid, an
appellation which we must, perforce, accept since the youth did not
deny it.
Columbus Blackie, The General, and Dirty Eddie were formally
presented. As Dirty Eddie was, physically, the cleanest member of
the band the youth wondered how he had come by his sobriquet-that
is, he wondered until he heard Dirty Eddie speak, after which he
was no longer in doubt. The Oskaloosa Kid, self-confessed 'tramp'
and burglar, flushed at the lurid obscenity of Dirty Eddie's
remarks.
"Sit down, bo," invited Soup Face. "I guess you're a regular all
right. Here, have a snifter?" and he pulled a flask from his side
pocket, holding it toward The Oskaloosa Kid.
"Thank you, but;-er-I'm on the wagon, you know," declined the
youth.
"Have a smoke?" suggested Columbus Blackie. "Here's the
makin's."
The change in the attitude of the men toward him pleased The
Oskaloosa Kid immensely. They were treating him as one of them, and
after the lonely walk through the dark and desolate farm lands
human companionship of any kind was to him as the proverbial straw
to the man who rocked the boat once too often.
Dopey Charlie and The General, alone of all the company, waxed
not enthusiastic over the advent of The Oskaloosa Kid and his
priceless loot. These two sat scowling and whispering in the
back-ground. "Dat's a wrong guy," muttered the former to the
latter. "He's a stool pigeon or one of dese amatoor mugs."
"It's the pullin' of that punk graft that got my goat," replied
The General. "I never seen a punk yet that didn't try to make you
think he was a wise guy an' dis stiff don't belong enough even to
pull a spiel that would fool a old ladies' sewin' circle. I don't
see wot The Sky Pilot's cozyin' up to him fer."
"You don't?" scoffed Dopey Charlie. "Didn't you lamp de oyster
harness? To say nothin' of de mitful of rocks and kale."
"That 'ud be all right, too," replied the other, "if we could
put the guy to sleep; but The Sky Pilot won't never stand for
croakin' nobody. He's too scared of his neck. We'll look like a
bunch o' wise ones, won't we? lettin' a stranger sit in now-after
last night. Hell!" he suddenly exploded. "Don't you know that you
an' me stand to swing if any of de bunch gets gabby in front of dis
phoney punk?"
The two sat silent for a while, The General puffing on a short
briar, Dopey Charlie inhaling deep draughts from a cigarette, and
both glaring through narrowed lids at the boy warming himself
beside the fire where the others were attempting to draw him out
the while they strove desperately but unavailingly to keep their
eyes from the two bulging sidepockets of their guest's coat.
Soup Face, who had been assiduously communing with a pint flask,
leaned close to Columbus Blackie, placing his whiskers within an
inch or so of the other's nose as was his habit when addressing
another, and whispered, relative to the pearl necklace: "Not a cent
less 'n fifty thou, bo!"
"Fertheluvomike!" ejaculated Blackie, drawing back and wiping a
palm quickly across his lips. "Get a plumber first if you want to
kiss me-you leak."
"He thinks you need a shower bath," said Dirty Eddie,
laughing.
"The trouble with Soup Face," explained The Sky Pilot, "is that
he's got a idea he's a human atomizer an' that the rest of us has
colds."
"Well, I don't want no atomizer loaded with rot-gut and garlic
shot in my mug," growled Blackie. "What Soup Face needs is to be
learned ettyket, an' if he comes that on me again I'm goin' to push
his mush through the back of his bean."
An ugly light came into the blear eyes of Soup Face. Once again
he leaned close to Columbus Blackie. "Not a cent less 'n fifty
thou, you tinhorn!" he bellowed, belligerent and sprayful.
Blackie leaped to his feet, with an oath-a frightful, hideous
oath-and as he rose he swung a heavy fist to Soup Face's purple
nose. The latter rolled over backward; but was upon his feet again
much quicker than one would have expected in so gross a bulk, and
as he came to his feet a knife flashed in his hand. With a sound
that was more bestial than human he ran toward Blackie; but there
was another there who had anticipated his intentions. As the blow
was struck The Sky Pilot had risen; and now he sprang forward, for
all his age and bulk as nimble as a cat, and seized Soup Face by
the wrist. A quick wrench brought a howl of pain to the would-be
assassin, and the knife fell to the floor.
"You gotta cut that if you travel with this bunch," said The Sky
Pilot in a voice that was new to The Oskaloosa Kid; "and you, too,
Blackie," he continued. "The rough stuff don't go with me, see?" He
hurled Soup Face to the floor and resumed his seat by the fire.
The youth was astonished at the physical strength of this old
man, seemingly so softened by dissipation; but it showed him the
source of The Sky Pilot's authority and its scope, for Columbus
Blackie and Soup Face quitted their quarrel immediately.
Dirty Eddie rose, yawned and stretched. "Me fer the hay," he
announced, and lay down again with his feet toward the fire. Some
of the others followed his example. "You'll find some hay in the
loft there," said The Sky Pilot to The Oskaloosa Kid. "Bring it
down an' make your bed here by me, there's plenty room."
A half hour later all were stretched out upon the hard dirt
floor upon improvised beds of rotted hay; but not all slept. The
Oskaloosa Kid, though tired, found himself wider awake than he ever
before had been. Apparently sleep could never again come to those
heavy eyes. There passed before his mental vision a panorama of the
events of the night. He smiled as he inaudibly voiced the name they
had given him, the right to which he had not seen fit to deny. "The
Oskaloosa Kid." The boy smiled again as he felt the 'swag' hard and
lumpy in his pockets. It had given him prestige here that he could
not have gained by any other means; but he mistook the nature of
the interest which his display of stolen wealth had aroused. He
thought that the men now looked upon him as a fellow criminal to be
accepted into the fraternity through achievement; whereas they
suffered him to remain solely in the hope of transferring his loot
to their own pockets.
It is true that he puzzled them. Even The Sky Pilot, the most
astute and intelligent of them all, was at a loss to fathom The
Oskaloosa Kid. Innocence and unsophistication flaunted their
banners in almost every act and speech of The Oskaloosa Kid. The
youth reminded him in some ways of members of a Sunday school which
had flourished in the dim vistas of his past when, as an ordained
minister of the Gospel, he had earned the sobriquet which now
identified him. But the concrete evidence of the valuable loot
comported not with The Sky Pilot's idea of a Sunday school boy's
lark. The young fellow was, unquestionably, a thief; but that he
had ever before consorted with thieves his speech and manners
belied.
"He's got me," murmured The Sky Pilot; "but he's got the stuff
on him, too; and all I want is to get it off of him without a
painful operation. Tomorrow'll do," and he shifted his position and
fell asleep.
Dopey Charlie and The General did not, however, follow the
example of their chief. They remained very wide awake, a little
apart from the others, where their low whispers could not be
overheard.
"You better do it," urged The General, in a soft, insinuating
voice. "You're pretty slick with the toad stabber, an' any way one
more or less won't count."
"We can go to Sout' America on dat stuff an' live like gents,"
muttered Dopey Charlie. "I'm goin' to cut out de Hop an' buy a farm
an' a ottymobeel and-"
"Come out of it," admonished The General. "If we're lucky we'll
get as far as Cincinnati, get a stew on and get pinched. Den one of
us'll hang an' de other get stir fer life."
The General was a weasel faced person of almost any age between
thirty-five and sixty. Sometimes he could have passed for a hundred
and ten. He had won his military title as a boy in the famous march
of Coxey's army on Washington, or, rather, the title had been
conferred upon him in later years as a merited reward of service.
The General, profiting by the precepts of his erstwhile companions
in arms, had never soiled his military escutcheon by labor, nor had
he ever risen to the higher planes of criminality. Rather as a
mediocre pickpocket and a timorous confidence man had he eked out a
meager existence, amply punctuated by seasons of straight bumming
and intervals spent as the guest of various inhospitably hospitable
states. Now, for the first time in his life, The General faced the
possibility of a serious charge; and his terror made him what he
never before had been, a dangerous criminal.
"You're a cheerful guy," commented Dopey Charlie; "but you may
be right at dat. Dey can't hang a guy any higher fer two 'an they
can fer one an' dat's no pipe; so wots de use. Wait till I take a
shot-it'll be easier," and he drew a small, worn case from an
inside pocket, bared his arm to the elbow and injected enough
morphine to have killed a dozen normal men.
From a pile of mouldy hay across the barn the youth, heavy eyed
but sleepless, watched the two through half closed lids. A qualm of
disgust sent a sudden shudder through his slight frame. For the
first time he almost regretted having embarked upon a life of
crime. He had seen that the two men were conversing together
earnestly, though he could over-hear nothing they said, and that he
had been the subject of their nocturnal colloquy, for several times
a glance or a nod in his direction assured him of this. And so he
lay watching them-not that he was afraid, he kept reassuring
himself, but through curiosity. Why should he be afraid? Was it not
a well known truth that there was honor among thieves?
But the longer he watched the heavier grew his lids. Several
times they closed to be dragged open again only by painful effort.
Finally came a time that they remained closed and the young chest
rose and fell in the regular breathing of slumber.
The two ragged, rat-hearted creatures rose silently and picked
their way, half-crouched, among the sleepers sprawled between them
and The Oskaloosa Kid. In the hand of Dopey Charlie gleamed a bit
of shiny steel and in his heart were fear and greed. The fear was
engendered by the belief that the youth might be an amateur
detective. Dopey Charlie had had one experience of such and he knew
that it was easily possible for them to blunder upon evidence which
the most experienced of operatives might pass over unnoticed, and
the loot bulging pockets furnished a sufficient greed motive in
themselves.
Beside the boy kneeled the man with the knife. He did not raise
his hand and strike a sudden, haphazard blow. Instead he placed the
point carefully, though lightly, above the victim's heart, and
then, suddenly, bore his weight upon the blade.