At seven o'clock on a fine
evening in April the gas had just been lighted in a room on the
first floor of a house in York Road, Lambeth. A man, recently
washed and brushed, stood on the hearthrug before a pier glass,
arranging a white necktie, part of his evening dress. He was about
thirty, well grown, and fully developed muscularly. There was no
cloud of vice or trouble upon him: he was concentrated and calm,
making no tentative movements of any sort (even a white tie did not
puzzle him into fumbling), but acting with a certainty of aim and
consequent economy of force, dreadful to the irresolute. His face
was brown, but his auburn hair classed him as a fair man.
The apartment, a drawing-room with two windows, was dusty and
untidy. The paint and wall paper had not been renewed for years;
nor did the pianette, which stood near the fireplace, seem to have
been closed during that time; for the interior was dusty, and the
inner end of every key begrimed. On a table between the windows
were some tea things, with a heap of milliner's materials, and a
brass candlestick which had been pushed back to make room for a
partially unfolded cloth. There was a second table near the door,
crowded with coils, batteries, a galvanometer, and other electrical
apparatus. The mantelpiece was littered with dusty letters, and two
trays of Doulton ware which ornamented it were filled with
accounts, scraps of twine, buttons, and rusty keys.
A shifting, rustling sound, as of somebody dressing, which had
been audible for some minutes through the folding doors, now
ceased, and a handsome young woman entered. She had thick black
hair, fine dark eyes, an oval face, a clear olive complexion, and
an elastic figure. She was incompletely attired in a petticoat that
did not hide her ankles, and stays of bright red silk with white
laces and seams. Quite unconcerned at the presence of the man, she
poured out a cup of tea; carried it to the mantelpiece; and began
to arrange her hair before the glass. He, without looking round,
completed the arrangement of his tie, looked at it earnestly for a
moment, and said, "Have you got a pin about you?"
"There is one in the pincushion on my table," she said; "but I
think it's a black one. I dont know where the deuce all the pins go
to." Then, casting off the subject, she whistled a long and florid
cadenza, and added, by way of instrumental interlude, a remarkably
close imitation of a violoncello. Meanwhile the man went into her
room for the pin. On his return she suddenly became curious, and
said, "Where are you going to-night, if one may ask?"
"I am going out."
She looked at him for a moment, and turned contemptuously to the
mirror, saying, "Thank you. Sorry to be inquisitive."
"I am going to sing for the Countess of Carbury at a concert at
Wandsworth."
"Sing! You! The Countess of Barbury! Does she live at
Wandsworth?"
"No. She lives in Park Lane."
"Oh! I beg her pardon." The man made no comment on this; and
she, after looking doubtfully at him to assure herself that he was
in earnest, continued, "How does the Countess of Whatshername come
to know
you, pray?"
"Why not?"
A long pause ensued. Then she said: "Stuff!", but without
conviction. Her exclamation had no apparent effect on him until he
had buttoned his waistcoat and arranged his watch-chain. Then he
glanced at a sheet of pink paper which lay on the mantelpiece. She
snatched it at once; opened it; stared incredulously at it; and
said, "Pink paper, and scalloped edges! How filthily vulgar! I
thought she was not much of a Countess! Ahem! 'Music for the
People. Parnassus Society. A concert will be given at the Town
Hall, Wandsworth, on Tuesday, the 25th April, by the Countess of
Carbury, assisted by the following ladies and gentlemen. Miss
Elinor McQuinch'-what a name! 'Miss Marian Lind'-who's Miss Marian
Lind?"
"How should I know?"
"I only thought, as she is a pal of the Countess, that you would
most likely be intimate with her. 'Mrs. Leith Fairfax.' There is a
Mrs. Leith Fairfax who writes novels, and very rotten novels they
are, too. Who are the gentlemen? 'Mr. Marmaduke Lind'-brother to
Miss Marian, I suppose. 'Mr. Edward Conolly'-save the mark! they
must have been rather hard up for gentlemen when they put
you down as one. The Conolly family is looking up at last.
Hm! nearly a dozen altogether. 'Tickets will be distributed to the
families of working men by the Rev. George Lind'-pity they didnt
engage Jenny Lind on purpose to sing with you. 'A limited number of
front seats at one shilling. Please turn over. Part I. Symphony in
F: Haydn. Arranged for four English concertinas by Julius Baker.
Mr. Julius Baker; Master Julius Abt Baker; Miss Lisette Baker (aged
8); and Miss Totty Baker (aged 6-1/2)'. Good Lord! 'Song: Rose
softly blooming: Spohr. Miss Marian Lind.' I wonder whether she can
sing! 'Polonaise in A flat major: Chopin'-what rot! As if working
people cared about Chopin! Miss Elinor McQuinch is a fool, I see.
'Song: The Valley: Gounod.' Of course: I knew you would try that.
Oho! Here's something sensible at last. 'Nigger melody. Uncle Ned.
Mr. Marmaduke Lind, accompanied by himself on the banjo.'
Dum, drum. Dum, drum. Dum, drum. Dum-
'And there was an ole nigga; and his name was Uncle Ned;
An' him dead long ago, long ago.
An' he had no hair on the top of his head
In the place where the wool ought to grow,'
Mr. Marmaduke Lind will get a double
encore; and no one will take the least notice of you or
the others. 'Recitation. The Faithful Soul. Adelaide Proctor. Mrs.
Leith Fairfax.' Well, this certainly is a blessed attempt to amuse
Wandsworth.
Another reading by the Rev.&mdash'"
Here Conolly, who had been putting on his overcoat, picked the
program deftly from his sister's fingers, and left the room. She,
after damning him very heartily, returned to the glass, and
continued dressing, taking her tea at intervals until she was ready
to go out, when she sent for a cab, and bade the driver convey her
to the Bijou Theatre, Soho.
Conolly, on arriving at the Wandsworth Town Hall, was directed
to a committee room, which served as green-room on this occasion.
He was greeted by a clean shaven young clergyman who protested that
he was glad to see him there, but did not offer his hand. Conolly
thanked him briefly, and went without further ceremony to the
table, and was about to place his hat and overcoat on a heap of
similar garments, when, observing that there were some hooks along
the wall, he immediately crossed over and hung up his things on
them, thereby producing an underbred effect of being more prudent
and observant than the rest. Then he looked at his program, and
calculated how soon his turn to sing would come. Then he unrolled
his music, and placed two copies of Le Vallon ready to his hand
upon the table. Having made these arrangements with a
self-possession that quite disconcerted the clergyman, he turned to
examine the rest of the company.
His first glance was arrested by the beauty of a young lady with
light brown hair and gentle grey eyes, who sat near the fire.
Beside her, on a lower chair, was a small, lean, and very restless
young woman with keen dark eyes staring defiantly from a worn face.
These two were attended by a jovial young gentleman with curly
auburn hair, who was twanging a banjo, and occasionally provoking
an exclamation of annoyance from the restless girl by requesting
her opinion of his progress in tuning the instrument. Near them
stood a tall man, dark and handsome. He seemed unused to his
present circumstances, and contemptuous, not of the company nor the
object for which they were assembled, but in the abstract, as if
habitual contempt were part of his nature.
The clergyman, who had just conducted to the platform an elderly
professor in a shabby frock coat, followed by three well-washed
children, each of whom carried a concertina, now returned and sat
down beside a middle-aged lady, who made herself conspicuous by
using a gold framed eyeglass so as to convey an impression that she
was an exceedingly keen observer.
"It is fortunate that the evening is so fine," said the
clergyman to her.
"Yes, is it not, Mr. Lind?"
"My throat is always affected by bad weather, Mrs. Leith
Fairfax. I shall be so handicapped by the inevitable comparison of
my elocution with yours, that I am glad the weather is favorable to
me, though the comparison is not."
"No," said Mrs. Fairfax, with decision. "I am not in the least
an orator. I can repeat a poem: that is all. Oh! I hope I have not
broken my glasses." They had slipped from her nose to the floor.
Conolly picked them up and straightened them with one turn of his
fingers.
"No harm done, madam," said he, with a certain elocutionary
correctness, and rather in the strong voice of the workshop than
the subdued one of the drawing-room, handing the glasses to her
ceremoniously as he spoke.
"Thank you. You are very kind, very kind indeed."
Conolly bowed, and turned again toward the other group.
"Who is that?" whispered Mrs. Fairfax to the clergyman.
"Some young man who attracted the attention of the Countess by
his singing. He is only a workman."
"Indeed! Where did she hear him sing?"
"In her son's laboratory, I believe. He came there to put up
some electrical machinery, and sang into a telephone for their
amusement. You know how fond Lord Jasper is of mechanics. Jasper
declares that he is a genius as an electrician. Indeed it was he,
rather than the Countess, who thought of getting him to sing for
us."
"How very interesting! I saw that he was clever when he spoke to
me. There is so much in trifles-in byplay, Mr. Lind. Now, his
manner of picking up my glass had his entire history in it. You
will also see it in the solid development of his head. That young
man deserves to be encouraged."
"You are very generous, Mrs. Leith Fairfax. It would not be well
to encourage him too much, however. You must recollect that he is
not used to society. Injudicious encouragement might perhaps lead
him to forget his real place in it."
"I do not agree with you, Mr. Lind. You do not read human nature
as I do. You know that I am an expert. I see men as he sees a
telegraph instrument, quite uninfluenced by personal feeling."
"True, Mrs. Leith Fairfax. But the heart is deceitful above all
things and des-at least I should say-er. That is, you will admit
that the finest perception may err in its estimate of the
inscrutable work of the Almighty."
"Doubtless. But really, Mr. Lind, human beings are
so shallow! I assure you there is nothing at all
inscrutable about them to a trained analyst of character. It may be
a gift, perhaps; but people's minds are to me only little machines
made up of superficial motives."
"I say," said the young gentleman with the banjo, interrupting
them: "have you got a copy of 'Rose softly blooming' there?"
"I!" said Mrs. Fairfax. "No, certainly not."
"Then it's all up with the concert. We have forgotten Marian's
music; and there is nothing for Nelly-I beg pardon, I mean Miss
McQuinch-to play from. She is above playing by ear."
"I
cannot play by ear," said the restless young lady,
angrily.
"If you will sing 'Coal black Rose' instead, Marian, I can
accompany you on the banjo, and back you up in the chorus. The
Wandsworthers-if they survive the concertinas-will applaud the
change as one man."
"It is so unkind to joke about it," said the beautiful young
lady. "What shall I do? If somebody will vamp an accompaniment, I
can get on very well without any music. But if I try to play for
myself I shall break down."
Conolly here stepped aside, and beckoned to the clergyman.
"That young man wants to speak to you," whispered Mrs.
Fairfax.
"Oh, indeed. Thank you," said the Rev. Mr. Lind, stiffly. "I
suppose I had better see what he requires."
"I suppose you had," said Mrs. Fairfax, with some
impatience.
"I dont wish to intrude where I have no business," said Conolly
quietly to the clergyman; "but I can play that lady's
accompaniment, if she will allow me."
The clergyman was too much afraid of Conolly by this time-he did
not know why-to demur. "I am sure she will not object," he said,
pretending to be relieved by the offer. "Your services will be most
acceptable. Excuse me for one moment, whilst I inform Miss
Lind."
He crossed the room to the lady, and said in a lower tone, "I
think I have succeeded in arranging the matter, Marian. That man
says he will play for you."
"I hope he
can play," said Marian doubtfully. "Who is he?"
"It is Conolly. Jasper's man."
Miss Lind's eyes lighted. "Is that he?" she whispered, glancing
curiously across the room at him. "Bring him and introduce him to
us."
"Is that necessary?" said the tall man, without lowering his
voice sufficiently to prevent Conolly from hearing him. The
clergyman hesitated.
"It is quite necessary: I do not know what he must think of us
already," said Marian, ashamed, and looking apprehensively at
Conolly. He was staring with a policemanlike expression at the tall
man, who, after a vain attempt to ignore him, had eventually to
turn away. The Rev. Mr. Lind then led the electrician forward, and
avoided a formal presentation by saying with a simper: "Here is Mr.
Conolly, who will extricate us from all our difficulties."
Miss McQuinch nodded. Miss Lind bowed. Marmaduke shook hands
good-naturedly, and retired somewhat abashed, thrumming his banjo.
Just then a faint sound of clapping was followed by the return of
the quartet party, upon which Miss Lind rose and moved hesitatingly
toward the platform. The tall man offered his hand.
"Nonsense, Sholto," said she, laughing. "They will expect you to
do something if you appear with me."
"Allow
me, Marian," said the clergyman, as the tall man,
offended, bowed and stood aside. She, pretending not to notice her
brother, turned toward Conolly, who at once passed the Rev. George,
and led her to the platform.
"The original key?" he enquired, as they mounted the steps.
"I dont know," she said, alarmed.
For a moment he was taken aback. Then he said, "What is the
highest note you can sing?"
"I can sing A sometimes-only when I am alone. I dare not attempt
it before people."
Conolly sat down, knowing now that Miss Lind was a commonplace
amateur. He had been contrasting her with his sister, greatly to
the disparagement of his home life; and he was disappointed to find
the lady break down where the actress would have succeeded so well.
Consoling himself with the reflexion that if Miss Lind could not
rap out a B flat like Susanna, neither could she rap out an oath,
he played the accompaniment much better than Marian sang the song.
Meanwhile, Miss McQuinch, listening jealously in the green-room,
hated herself for her inferior skill.
"Cool, and reserved, is the modern Benjamin Franklin," observed
Marmaduke to her.
"Better a reserved man who can do something than a sulky one who
can do nothing," she said, glancing at the tall man, with whom the
clergyman was nervously striving to converse.
"Exquisite melody, is it not, Mr. Douglas?" said Mrs. Fairfax,
coming to the clergyman's rescue.
"I do not care for music," said Douglas. "I lack the maudlin
disposition in which the taste usually thrives."
Miss McQuinch gave an expressive snap, but said nothing; and the
conversation dropped until Miss Lind had sung her song, and
received a round of respectful but not enthusiastic applause.
"Thank you, Mr. Conolly," she said, as she left the platform. "I
am afraid that Spohr's music is too good for the people here. Dont
you think so?"
"Not a bit of it," replied Conolly. "There is nothing so very
particular in Spohr. But he requires very good singing-better than
he is worth."
Miss Lind colored, and returned in silence to her seat beside
Miss McQuinch, feeling that she had exposed herself to a remark
that no gentleman would have made.
"Now then, Nelly," said Marmaduke: "the parson is going to call
time. Keep up your courage. Come, get up, get up."
"Do not be so boisterous, Duke," said Marian. "It is bad enough
to have to face an audience without being ridiculed
beforehand."
"Marian," said Marmaduke, "if you think Nelly will hammer a love
of music into the British workman, you err. Lots of them get their
living by hammering, and they will most likely resent feminine
competition. Bang! There she goes. Pity the sorrows of a poor old
piano, and let us hope its trembling limbs wont come through the
floor."
"Really, Marmaduke," said Marian, impatiently, "you are
excessively foolish. You are like a boy fresh from school."
Marmaduke, taken aback by her sharp tone, gave a long whispered
whistle, and pretended to hide under the table. He had a certain
gift of drollery which made it difficult not to laugh even at his
most foolish antics, and Marian was giving way in spite of herself
when she found Douglas bending over her and saying, in a low
voice:
"You are tired of this place. The room is very draughty: I fear
it will give you cold. Let me drive you home now. An apology can be
made for whatever else you are supposed to do for these people. Let
me get your cloak and call a cab."
Marian laughed. "Thank you, Sholto," she said; "but I assure you
I am quite happy. Pray do not look offended because I am not so
uncomfortable as you think I ought to be."
"I am glad you are happy," said Douglas in his former cold tone.
"Perhaps my presence is rather a drawback to your enjoyment than
otherwise."
"I told you not to come, Sholto; but you would. Why not adapt
yourself to the circumstances, and be agreeable?"
"I am not conscious of being disagreeable."
"I did not mean that. Only I do not like to see you making an
enemy of every one in the room, and forcing me to say things that I
know must hurt you."
"To the enmity of your new associates I am supremely
indifferent, Marian. To that of your old friends I am accustomed. I
am not in the mood to be lectured on my behavior at present;
besides, the subject is hardly worth pursuing. May I gather from
your remarks that I shall gratify you by withdrawing?"
"Yes," said Marian, flushing slightly, and looking steadily at
him. Then, controlling her voice with an effort, she added, "Do not
try again to browbeat me into telling you a falsehood, Sholto."
Douglas looked at her in surprise. Before he could answer, Miss
McQuinch reappeared.
"Well, Nelly," said Marmaduke: "is there any piano left?"
"Not much," she replied, with a sullen laugh. "I never played
worse in my life."
"Wrong notes? or deficiency in the sacred fire?"
"Both."
"I believe your song comes next," said the clergyman to Conolly,
who had been standing apart, listening to Miss McQuinch's
performance.
"Who is to accompany me, sir?"
"Oh-ah-Miss McQuinch will, I am sure," replied the Rev. Mr.
Lind, smiling nervously. Conolly looked grave. The young lady
referred to closed her lips; frowned; said nothing. Marmaduke
chuckled.
"Perhaps you would rather play your own accompaniment," said the
clergyman, weakly.
Conolly shook his head decisively, and said, "I can do only one
thing at a time, sir."
"Oh, they are not very critical: they are only workmen," said
the clergyman, and then reddened deeply as Marmaduke gave him a
very perceptible nudge.
"I'll not take advantage of that, as I am only a workman
myself," said Conolly. "I had rather leave the song out than
accompany myself."
"Pray dont suppose that I wish to be disagreeable, Mr. Lind,"
said Miss McQuinch, as the company looked doubtfully at her; "but I
have disgraced myself too completely to trust my fingers again. I
should spoil the song if I played the accompaniment."
"I think you might try, Nell," said Marmaduke,
reproachfully.
"I might," retorted Miss McQuinch; "but I wont."
"If somebody doesnt go out and do something, there will be a
shindy," said Marmaduke.
Marian hesitated a moment and then rose. "I am a very
indifferent player," she said; "but since no better is to be had, I
will venture-if Mr. Conolly will trust me."
Conolly bowed.
"If you would rather not," said Miss McQuinch, shamed into
remorse, "I will try the accompaniment. But I am sure to play it
all wrong."
"I think Miss McQuinch had better play," said Douglas.
Conolly looked at Marian; received a reassuring glance; and went
to the platform with her without further ado. She was not a
sympathetic accompanist; but, not knowing this, she was not at all
put out by it. She felt too that she was, as became a lady, giving
the workman a lesson in courtesy which might stand him in stead
when he next accompanied "Rose, softly blooming." She was a little
taken aback on finding that he not only had a rich baritone voice,
but was, as far as she could judge, an accomplished singer.
"Really," she said as they left the platform, "you sing most
beautifully."
"One would hardly have expected it," he said, with a smile.
Marian, annoyed at having this side of her compliment exposed,
did not return the smile, and went to her chair in the green-room
without taking any further notice of him.
"I congratulate you," said Mrs. Leith Fairfax to Conolly,
looking at him, like all the rest except Douglas, with a marked
access of interest. "Ah! what wonderful depth there is in Gounod's
music!"
He assented politely with a movement of his head.
"I know nothing at all about music," said Mrs. Fairfax.
"Very few people do."
"I mean technically, of course," she said, not quite
pleased.
"Of course."
A tremendous burst of applause here followed the conclusion of
the first verse of "Uncle Ned."
"
Do come and listen, Nelly," said Marian, returning to the
door. Mrs. Fairfax and Conolly presently went to the door too.
"Would you not like to help in the chorus, Nelly?" said Marian
in a low voice, as the audience began to join uproariously in the
refrain.
"Not particularly," said Miss McQuinch.
"Sholto," said Marian, "come and share our vulgar joy. We want
you to join in the chorus."
"Thank you," said Douglas, "I fear I am too indifferent a
vocalist to do justice to the occasion."
"Sing with Mr. Conolly and you cannot go wrong," said Miss
McQuinch.
"Hush," said Marian, interposing quickly lest Douglas should
retort. "There is the chorus. Shall we really join?"
Conolly struck up the refrain without further hesitation. Marian
sang with him. Mrs. Fairfax and the clergyman looked furtively at
one another, but forbore to swell the chorus. Miss McQuinch sang a
few words in a piercing contralto voice, and then stopped with a
gesture of impatience, feeling that she was out of tune. Marian,
with only Conolly to keep her in countenance, felt relieved when
Marmaduke, thrice encored, entered the room in triumph. Whilst he
was being congratulated, Douglas turned to Miss McQuinch, who was
pretending to ignore Marmaduke's success.
"I hope, Miss McQuinch," he said in a low tone, "that you will
be able to relieve Marian at the piano next time. You know how she
dislikes having to play accompaniments for strangers."
"How mean it is of you to be jealous of a plumber!" said Miss
McQuinch, with a quick glance at him which she did not dare to
sustain, so fiercely did he return it.
When she looked again, he seemed unconscious of her presence,
and was buttoning his overcoat.
"Really going at last, Sholto?" said Marian. Douglas bowed.
"I told you you wouldnt be able to stand it, old man," said
Marmaduke. "Mrs. Bluestockings wont be pleased with you for not
staying to hear her recite." This referred to Mrs. Fairfax, who had
just gone upon the platform.
"Good night," said Miss McQuinch, shortly, anxious to test how
far he was offended, but unwilling to appear solicitous for a
reconciliation.
"Until to-morrow, farewell," he said, approaching Marian, who
gave him her hand with a smile: Conolly looking thoughtfully at him
meanwhile. He left the room; and so, Mrs. Fairfax having gone to
the platform to recite, quiet prevailed for a few minutes.
"Shall I have the pleasure of playing the accompaniment to your
next song?" said Conolly, sitting down near Marian.
"Thank you," said Marian, shrinking a little: "I think Miss
McQuinch knows it by heart." Then, still anxious to be affable to
the workman, she added, "Lord Jasper says you are a great
musician."
"No, I am an electrician. Music is not my business: it is my
amusement."
"You have invented something very wonderful, have you not?"
"I have discovered something, and I am trying to invent a means
of turning it to account. It will be only a cheap electro-motor if
it comes to anything."
"You must explain that to me some day, Mr. Conolly. I'm afraid I
dont know what an electro-motor means."
"I ought not to have mentioned it," said Conolly. "It is so
constantly in my mind that I am easily led to talk about it. I try
to prevent myself, but the very effort makes me think of it more
than ever."
"But I like to hear you talk about it," said Marian. "I always
try to make people talk shop to me, and of course they always repay
me by trying to keep on indifferent topics, of which I know as
much-or as little-as they."
"Well, then," said Conolly, "an electro-motor is only an engine
for driving machinery, just like a steam engine, except that it is
worked by electricity instead of steam. Electric engines are so
imperfect now that steam ones come cheaper. The man who finds out
how to make the electric engine do what the steam engine now does,
and do it cheaper, will make his fortune if he has his wits about
him. Thats what I am driving at."
Miss Lind, in spite of her sensible views as to talking shop,
was not interested in the least. "Indeed!" she said. "How
interesting that must be! But how did you find time to become so
perfect a musician, and to sing so exquisitely?"
"I picked most of it up when I was a boy. My grandfather was an
Irish sailor with such a tremendous voice that a Neapolitan music
master brought him out in opera as a
buffo. When he had roared his voice away, he went into the
chorus. My father was reared in Italy, and looked more Italian than
most genuine natives. He had no voice; so he became first
accompanist, then chorus master, and finally trainer for the
operatic stage. He speculated in an American tour; married out
there; lost all his money; and came over to England, when I was
only twelve, to resume his business at Covent Garden. I stayed in
America, and was apprenticed to an electrical engineer. I worked at
the bench there for six years."
"I suppose your father taught you to sing."
"No. He never gave me a lesson. The fact is, Miss Lind, he was a
capital man to teach stage tricks and traditional renderings of old
operas; but only the exceptionally powerful voices survived his
method of teaching. He would have finished my career as a singer in
two months if he had troubled himself to teach me. Never go to
Italy to learn singing."
"I fear you are a cynic. You ought either to believe in your
father or else be silent about him."
"Why?"
"Why! Surely we should hide the failings of those we love? I can
understand now how your musical and electrical tastes became mixed
up; but you should not confuse your duties. But please excuse me:"
(Conolly's eyes had opened a little wider) "I am lecturing you,
without the least right to. It is a failing of mine which you must
not mind."
"Not at all. Youve a right to your opinion. But the world would
never get on if every practical man were to stand by his father's
mistakes. However, I brought it on myself by telling you a long
story. This is the first opportunity I ever had of talking about
myself to a lady, and I suppose I have abused it."
Marian laughed. "We had better stop apologizing to one another,"
she said. "What about the accompaniments to our next songs?"
Meanwhile Marmaduke and Miss McQuinch were becoming curious
about Marian and Conolly.
"I say, Nelly," he whispered, "Marian and that young man seem to
be getting on uncommonly well together. She looks sentimentally
happy, and he seems pleased with himself. Dont you feel
jealous?"
"Jealous! Why should I be?"
"Out of pure cussedness. Not that you care for the electric man,
but because you hate any one to fall in love with any one else when
you are by."
"I wish you would go away."
"Why? Dont you like me?"
"I
loathe you. Now, perhaps you understand me."
"That's a nice sort of thing to say to a fellow," said
Marmaduke, roused. "I have a great mind to bring you to your senses
as Douglas does, by not speaking to you for a week."
"I wish you would let me come to my senses by not speaking to me
at all."
"Oh! Well, I am off; but mind, Nelly, I am offended. We are no
longer on speaking terms. Look as contemptuous as you please: you
will be sorry when you think over this. Remember: you said you
loathed me."
"So I do," said Elinor, stubbornly.
"Very good," said Marmaduke, turning his back on her. Just then
the concertinists returned from the platform, and a waiter appeared
with refreshments, which the clergyman invited Marmaduke to assist
him in dispensing. Conolly, considering the uncorking of bottles of
soda water a sufficiently skilled labor to be more interesting than
making small talk, went to the table and busied himself with the
corkscrew.
"Well, Nelly," said Marian, drawing her chair close to Miss
McQuinch, and speaking in a low voice, "what do you think of
Jasper's workman?"
"Not much," replied Elinor, shrugging her shoulders. "He is very
conceited, and very coarse."
"Do you really think so? I expected to find you delighted with
his unconventionality. I thought him rather amusing."
"I thought him extremely aggravating. I hate to have to speak to
people of that sort."
"Then you consider him vulgar," said Marian, disappointed.
"N-no. Not vulgarer than anybody else. He couldnt be that."
"Sherry and soda, Marian?" said Marmaduke, approaching.
"No, thank you, Marmaduke. Get Nelly something."
"As Miss McQuinch and I are no longer on speaking terms, I leave
her to the care of yonder scientific amateur, who has just refused,
on teetotal grounds, to pledge the Rev. George in a glass of
eighteen shilling sherry."
"Dont be silly, Marmaduke. Bring Nelly some soda water."
"Do nothing of the sort," said Miss McQuinch.
Marmaduke bowed and retired.
"What is the matter between you and Duke now?" said Marian.
"Nothing. I told him I loathed him."
"Oh! I dont wonder at his being a little huffed. How
can you say things you dont mean?"
"I do mean them. What with his folly, Sholto's mean conceit,
George's hypocrisy, that man's vulgarity, Mrs. Fairfax's
affectation, your insufferable amiability, and the dreariness of
those concertina people, I feel so wretched that I could find it in
my heart to loathe anybody and everybody."
"Nonsense, Nelly! You are only in the blues."
"
Only in the blues!" said Miss McQuinch sarcastically.
"Yes. That is all."
"Take some sherry. It will brighten you up."
"Dutch courage! Thank you: I prefer my present moroseness."
"But you are not morose, Nelly."
"Oh, stuff, Marian! Dont throw away your amiability on me. Here
comes your new friend with refreshments. I wonder was he ever a
waiter? He looks exactly like one."
After this the conversation flagged. Mrs. Fairfax grew
loquacious under the influence of sherry, but presently a reaction
set in, and she began to yawn. Miss McQuinch, when her turn came,
played worse than before, and the audience, longing for another
negro melody, paid little attention to her. Marian sang a religious
song, which was received with the respect usually accorded to a
dull sermon. The clergyman read a comic essay of his own
composition, and Mrs. Fairfax recited an ode to Mazzini. The
concertinists played an arrangement of a quartet by Onslow. The
working men and women of Wandsworth gaped, and those who sat near
the door began to slip out. Even Miss McQuinch pitied them.
"The idea of expecting them to be grateful for an infliction
like that!" she said. "What do people of their class care about
Onslow's quartets?"
"Do you think that people of any class, high or low, would be
gratified by such an entertainment?" said Conolly, with some
warmth. No one had sufficient spirit left to reply.
At last the concertinists went home, and the reading drew to a
close. Conolly, again accompanied by Marian, sang "Tom Bowling."
The audience awoke, cheered the singer heartily, and made him sing
again. On his return to the green-room, Miss McQuinch, much
affected at the fate of Bowling, and indignant with herself for
being so, stared defiantly at Conolly through a film of tears. When
Marmaduke went out, the people also were so moved that they were
ripe for laughter, and with roars of merriment forced him to sing
three songs, in the choruses of which they joined. Eventually the
clergyman had to bid them go home, as Mr. Lind had given them all
the songs he knew.
"I suppose you will not come with us, Duke," said Marian, when
all was over, and they were preparing to leave. "We can drop you at
your chambers if you like; but you will have to sit on the box.
Mrs. Leith Fairfax, George, Nelly, and I, will be a
carriageful."
Marmaduke looked at his watch. "By Jove!" he cried, "it is only
ten. I forgot how early we began to-night. No thank you, Marian: I
am not going your way; but you may take the banjo and keep it until
I call. Ta ta!"
They all went out together; and the ladies, followed by the
clergyman, entered their carriage and drove away, leaving Marmaduke
and Conolly standing on the pavement. Having shared the success of
the concert, each felt well disposed to the other.
"What direction are you going in?" said Marmaduke.
"Westminster Bridge or thereabouts," replied Conolly. "This
place is rather out of the way."
"Have you anything particular to do before you turn in for the
night?"
"Nothing at all."
"Then I'll tell you what it is, old man. Lets take a hansom, and
drive off to the Bijou. We shall just be in time to see Lalage
Virtue in the burlesque; and-look here! I'll introduce you to her:
youre just the sort of chap she would like to know. Eh?"
Conolly looked at him, nodded, and burst out laughing.
Marmaduke, who had set him down as a cool, undemonstrative man, was
surprised at his hilarity for a moment, but presently joined in it.
Whilst they were both laughing a hansom appeared, and Conolly,
recovering himself, hailed the driver.
"We shall get on together, I see," said Marmaduke, jumping into
the cab. "Hallo! The Bijou Theatre, Soho, and drive as fast as you
can afford to for half a sovereign."
"Right you are, sir," replied the driver, whipping his
horse.
The rattling of the cab silenced Conolly; but his companion
persisted for some time in describing the burlesque to which they
were going, and particularly the attractions of Mademoiselle Lalage
Virtue, who enacted a principal character therein, and with whom he
seemed to be in love. When they alighted at the theatre Marmaduke
payed the cabman, and Conolly took advantage of this to enter the
theatre and purchase two stall tickets, an arrangement which Lind,
suddenly recollecting his new friend's position, disapproved of,
but found it useless to protest against. He forgot it on hearing
the voice of Lalage Virtue, who was at that moment singing within;
and he went to his stall with his eyes turned to the stage,
treading on toes and stumbling as children commonly do when they
walk in one direction and look in another. An attendant, who seemed
to know him, proffered a glass for hire. He took it, and leveled it
at Mademoiselle Lalage, who was singing some trivial couplets much
better than they deserved. Catching sight of him presently, she
greeted him with a flash of her dark eye that made him writhe as
though his heart had received a fillip from a ponderable missile.
She did not spare these roguish glances. They darted everywhere;
and Conolly, looking about him to note their effect, saw rows of
callow young faces with parted lips and an expression which seemed
to have been caught and fixed at the climax of a blissful chuckle.
There were few women in the stalls, and the silly young faces were
relieved only by stupid old ones.
The couplets ended amidst great applause. Marmaduke placed his
glass on his knees, and, clapping his hands vigorously, turned to
his companion with a triumphant smile, mutely inviting him to
clamor for a repetition of the air. But Conolly sat motionless,
with his arms folded, his cheek flushed, and his brow lowered.
"You dont seem used to this sort of thing," said Lind, somewhat
disgusted.
"It was well sung," replied Conolly "-better than most of these
blackguards know."
"Then why dont you clap?"
"Because she is not giving herself any trouble. That sort of
thing, from a woman of her talent, is too cheap to say 'thank you'
for."
Marmaduke looked at him, and began to think that he was a
priggish fellow after all. But as the burlesque went on,
Mademoiselle Lalage charmed away this disagreeable impression. She
warbled in an amorous duet, and then sang the pleasures of
champagne; tossing her head; waving a gilt goblet; and, without the
least appearance of effort, working hard to captivate those who
were to be won by bold smiles and arch glances. She displayed her
person less freely than her colleagues, being, not more modest, but
more skilful in the art of seduction. The slang that served for
dialogue in her part was delivered in all sorts of intonations, now
demure and mischievous, anon strident and mock tragic. Marmaduke
was delighted.
"What I like about her is that she is such a genuine little
lady," he said, as her exit released his attention. "With all her
go, she is never a bit vulgar. Off the stage she is just the same.
Not a spark of affectation about her. It is all natural."
"You know her, then?" said Conolly.
"I should think I do," replied Marmaduke, energetically. "You
have no idea what a rattling sort she is."
"To you, who only see her occasionally, no doubt she gives-as a
rattling sort-a heightened charm to the order, the refinement,
the-the beauty of the home life which you can enjoy. Excuse my
introducing such a subject, Mr. Lind; but would you bring your
cousin-the lady who sang to-night at the concert-to see this
performance?"
"I would if she asked me to," said Marmaduke, somewhat taken
aback.
"No doubt. But should you be surprised if she asked you?"
"Not a bit. Fine ladies are neither such fools nor such angels
as you-as some fellows think. Miss Lind's notion is to see
everything. And yet she is a thoroughly nice woman too. It is the
same with Lalage there. She is not squeamish, and she is full of
fun; but she knows as well as anybody how to pull up a man who
doesnt behave himself."
"And you actually think that this Lalage Virtue is as
respectable a woman as your cousin?"
"Oh, I dont bother myself about it. I shouldnt have thought of
comparing them if you hadnt started the idea. Marian's way is not
the other one's way, and each of them is all right in her own way.
Look here. I'll introduce you to Lalage. We can pick up somebody
else to make a party for you, and finish with a supper at
Jellicoe's."
"Are you privileged to introduce whom you like to Miss
Lalage?"
"Well, as to that, she doesnt stand much on ceremony; but then,
you see, that cuts two ways. The mere introducing is no difficulty;
but it depends on the man himself whether he gets snubbed afterward
or not. By the bye, you must understand, if you dont know it
already, that Lalage is as correct in her morals as a bishop's
wife. I just tell you, because some fellows seem to think that a
woman who goes on the stage leaves her propriety behind as a matter
of course. In fact, I rather thought so myself once. Not that you
wont find loose women there as well as anywhere else, if you want
to. But dont take it for granted, that's all."
"Well," said Conolly, "you may introduce me, and we can consider
the supper afterwards. Would it be indiscreet to ask how you
obtained your own introduction? You dont, I suppose, move in the
same circle as she; and if she is as particular as your own people,
she can hardly form promiscuous acquaintanceships."
"A man at the point of death does not stop to think about
etiquet. She saved my life."
"Saved your life! That sounds romantic."
"There was precious little romance about it, though I owe my
being alive now to her presence of mind. It happened in the rummest
way. I was brought behind the scenes one night by a Cambridge chum.
We were painting the town a bit red. We were not exactly drunk; but
we were not particularly sober either; and I was very green at that
time, and made a fool of myself about Lalage: staring; clapping
like a madman in the middle of her songs; getting into the way of
everybody and everything, and so on. Then a couple of fellows we
knew turned up, and we got chatting at the wing with some girls. At
last a fellow came in with a bag of cherries; and we began trying
that old trick-you know-taking the end of a stalk between your lips
and drawing the cherry into the mouth without touching it with your
hand, you know. I tried it; and I was just getting the cherry into
my mouth when some idiot gave me a drive in the waistcoat. I made a
gulp; and the cherry stuck fast in my throat. I began to choke.
Nobody knew what to do; and while they were pushing me about, some
thinking I was only pretending, the girls beginning to get
frightened, and the rest shouting at me to swallow the confounded
thing, I was getting black in the face, and my head was bursting: I
could see nothing but red spots. It was a near thing, I tell you.
Suddenly I got a shake; and then a little fist gave me a stunning
thump on the back, that made the cherry bounce out against my
palate. I gasped and coughed like a grampus: the stalk was down my
throat still. Then the little hand grabbed my throat and made me
open my mouth wide; and the cherry was pulled out, stalk and all.
It was Lalage who did this while the rest were gaping helplessly. I
dont remember what followed. I thought I had fainted; but it
appears that I nearly cried, and talked the most awful nonsense to
her. I suppose the choking made me hysterical. However, I
distinctly recollect the stage manager bullying the girls, and
turning us all out. I was very angry with myself for being
childish, as they told me I had been; and when I got back to
Cambridge I actually took to reading. A few months afterward I made
another trip to town, and went behind the scenes again. She
recognized me, and chaffed me about the cherry. I jumped at my
chance; I improved the acquaintance; and now I know her pretty
well."
"You doubt whether any of the ladies that were with us at the
concert would have been equally useful in such an emergency?"
"I should think I do doubt it, my boy. Hush! Now that the ballet
is over, we are annoying people by talking."
"You are right," replied Conolly. "Aha! Here is Miss Lalage
again."
Marmaduke raised his opera-glass to his eyes, eager for another
smile from the actress. He seemed about to be gratified; for her
glance was travelling toward him along the row of stalls. But it
was arrested by Conolly, on whom she looked with perceptible
surprise and dismay. Lind, puzzled, turned toward his companion,
and found him smiling maliciously at Mademoiselle Lalage, who
recovered her vivacity with an effort, and continued her part with
more nervousness than he had ever seen her display before.
Shortly before the curtain fell, they left the theatre, and
re-entered it by the stage door.
"Queer place, isnt it?" said Lind.
Conolly nodded, but went forward like one well accustomed to the
dingy labyrinth of old-fashioned stages. Presently they came upon
Lalage. She was much heated by her exertions, thickly painted, and
very angry.
"Well?" she said quarrelsomely.
Marmaduke, perceiving that her challenge was not addressed to
him, but to Conolly, looked from one to the other, mystified.
"I have come to see you act at last," said Conolly.
"You might have told me you were coming. I could have got you a
stall, although I suppose you would have preferred to throw away
your money like a fool."
"I must admit, my dear," said Conolly, "that I could have spent
it to much greater advantage."
"Indeed! and you!" she said, turning to Lind, whose deepening
color betrayed his growing mortification: "what is the matter with
you?"
"I have played a trick on your friend," said Conolly. "He
suggested this visit; and I did not tell him of the relation
between us. Finding us on terms of familiarity, if not of
affection, he is naturally surprised."
"As I have never tried to meddle with your private affairs,"
said Marmaduke to Lalage, "I need not apologize for not knowing
your husband. But I regret-"
The actress laughed in spite of her vexation. "Why, you silly
old thing!" she exclaimed, "he is no more my husband than you
are!"
"Oh!" said Marmaduke. "Indeed!"
"I am her brother," said Conolly considerately, stifling a
smile.
"Why," said Mademoiselle Lalage fiercely, raising her voice,
"what else did you think?"
"Hush," said Conolly, "we are talking too much in this crowd.
You had better change your dress, Susanna, and then we can settle
what to do next."
"You can settle what you please," she replied. "I am going
home."
"Mr. Lind has suggested our supping together," said Conolly,
observing her curiously.
Susanna looked quickly at them.
"Who is Mr. Lind?" she said.
"Your friend, of course," said Conolly, with an answering flash
of intelligence that brought out the resemblance between them
startlingly. "Mr. Marmaduke Lind."
Marmaduke became very red as they both waited for him to
explain.
"I thought that you would perhaps join us at supper," he said to
Susanna.
"Did you?" she said, threateningly. Then she turned her back on
him and went to her dressing-room.
"Well, Mr. Lind," said Conolly, "what do you think of
Mademoiselle Lalage now?"
"I think her annoyance is very natural," said Marmaduke,
gloomily. "No doubt you are right to take care of your sister, but
you are very much mistaken if you think I meant to act badly toward
her."
"It is no part of my duty to take care of her," said Conolly,
seriously. "She is her own guardian, and she has never been
encouraged to suppose that her responsibility lies with any one but
herself."
"It doesnt matter now," said Marmaduke; "for I intend never to
speak to her again."
Conolly laughed. "However that may turn out," he said, "we are
evidently not in the mood for further conviviality, so let us
postpone the supper to some other occasion. May I advise you not to
wait until Susanna returns. There is no chance of a reconciliation
to-night."
"I dont want any reconciliation."
"Of course not; I had forgotten," replied Conolly, placably.
"Then I suppose you will go before she has finished dressing."
"I shall go now," said Marmaduke, buttoning his overcoat, and
turning away.
"Good-night," said Conolly.
"Good-night," muttered Marmaduke, petulantly, and
disappeared.
Conolly waited a moment, so that he might not overtake Lind. He
then went for a cab, and waited at the stage door until his sister
came down, frowning. She got into the hansom without a word.
"Why dont you have a brougham, instead of going about in cabs?"
he said, as they drove away.
"Because I like a hansom better than a brougham; and I had
rather pay four shillings a night and travel comfortably, than
thirteen and be half suffocated."
"I thought the appearance of-"
"There is no use in your talking to me. I cant hear a word you
say going over these stones."
When they were alone together in their drawing-room in Lambeth,
he, after walking up and down the room a few times, and laughing
softly to himself, began to sing the couplets from the
burlesque.
"Are you aware," she inquired, "that it is half past twelve, and
that the people of the house are trying to sleep."
"True," said he, desisting. "By the bye, I, too, have had my
triumphs this evening. I shared the honors of the concert with
Master Lind, who was so delighted that he insisted on bringing me
off to the Bijou. He loves you to distraction, poor devil!"
"Yes: you made a nice piece of mischief there. Where is he?"
"Gone away in a rage, swearing never to speak to you again."
"Hm! And so his name is Lind, is it?"
"Didnt you know?"
"No, or I should have told you when I read the program this
evening. The young villain pretended that his name was Marmaduke
Sharp."
"Ah! The name reminds me of one of his cousins, a little
spitfire that snaps at every one who presumes to talk to her."
"His cousins! Oh, of course; you met them at the concert. What
are they like? Are they swells?"
"Yes, they seem to be. There were only two cousins, Miss
McQuinch and a young woman named Marian, blonde and rather good
looking. There was a brother of hers there, but he is only a
parson, and a tall fellow named Douglas, who made rather a fool of
himself. I could not make him out exactly."
"Did they snub you?"
"I dont know. Probably they tried. Are you intimate with many of
our young nobility under assumed names?"
"Steal a few more marches to the Bijou, and perhaps you will
find out."
"Good-night! Pardon my abrupt departure, but you are not the
very sweetest of Susannas to-night."
"Oh,
good-night."
"By the bye," said Conolly, returning, "this must be the Mr.
Duke Lind who is going to marry Lady Constance Carbury, my noble
pupil's sister."
"I am sure it matters very little whom he marries."
"If he will pay us a visit here, and witness the working of
perfect frankness without affection, and perfect liberty without
refinement, he may find reason to conclude that it matters a good
deal. Good-night."